1 00:00:01,440 --> 00:00:04,560 - [Narrator] This programme contains flash cars, big watches 2 00:00:04,600 --> 00:00:05,880 and false boobs. 3 00:00:05,920 --> 00:00:07,600 The tans you see might be fake 4 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:08,960 but the people are all real, 5 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:11,320 although some of what they do has been set up purely 6 00:00:11,360 --> 00:00:12,640 for your entertainment. 7 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:15,760 Previously on "The Only Way is Essex." 8 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:17,680 - Mark and Sam are up here. 9 00:00:17,720 --> 00:00:19,080 - [Becky] They're doing it to wind you up. 10 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:20,520 - It's so funny! 11 00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:21,920 - [Amy] Sam, what tingles exactly? 12 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:23,200 - Her vagina. [giggling] 13 00:00:23,240 --> 00:00:24,440 - Amazing, you got the job. 14 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:25,720 - I know, really happy. 15 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:27,160 - I think we should go speed dating. 16 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:28,200 - Oh shut up Mark. 17 00:00:28,240 --> 00:00:29,440 My name is James, what's your name? 18 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:31,080 - Lucy. 19 00:00:31,120 --> 00:00:32,920 - I will take you, we'll go like, to the zoo? 20 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:33,920 [giggling] 21 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:35,520 That's me, Amy, take it or leave it. 22 00:00:36,480 --> 00:00:37,880 - What Is Lola? 23 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:40,200 - Do you have management yet or-- 24 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:41,120 - We need management. 25 00:00:41,160 --> 00:00:42,280 - The person I fell in love with 26 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:43,160 is not the person standing in front of me. 27 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:45,040 - It's a bad answer. 28 00:00:45,080 --> 00:00:46,160 - Are you single by any chance? 29 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:47,000 - Dunno. 30 00:00:47,040 --> 00:00:47,840 [laughing] 31 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:50,440 [upbeat music] 32 00:00:57,440 --> 00:01:00,160 ♪ The only way is up 33 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:03,880 ♪ Baby, for you and me now 34 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:11,720 - [Mark] Oh it's good. 35 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:14,920 Hmm, oh that's it, right in there. 36 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:17,720 Just go a bit lower down eh? 37 00:01:17,760 --> 00:01:18,560 Oh that's it, right there. 38 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:20,120 - This is not a brothel, Mark. 39 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:22,280 - No, it's not, I'm not suggesting that, Amy. 40 00:01:22,320 --> 00:01:23,960 I've known you for years, you doughnut. 41 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,840 - [Amy] You're so tight Mark. 42 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:27,280 - Oh, stressful that's why. 43 00:01:28,320 --> 00:01:29,320 D'you know, I kinda feel weird, 44 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:31,000 about the whole Lauren situation again. 45 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:32,200 I know she's obviously said, 46 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:33,280 "I don't wanna be with you no more sometimes" 47 00:01:33,320 --> 00:01:34,440 but she was proper. 48 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:35,600 - But did she mean that though Mark? 49 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:37,520 I don't think she does I think you two need 50 00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:38,640 to really sort it out. 51 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:40,120 - Well that's a question I've asked myself, 52 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:42,240 I mean normally, she says it and she don't normally mean it 53 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:44,040 but there was something in her, 54 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:46,120 there was something in the way she was last night that. 55 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:47,320 - No. 56 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:49,440 - Just seemed different and it did cut me up, 57 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:52,200 when I looked back and see her talking to this, you know. 58 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:53,440 - Justin Timberlake look-alike. 59 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:55,320 - Yeah, please don't kill me anymore, Amy. 60 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:56,520 [laughing] 61 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:57,520 - All right? - Good to see you again. 62 00:01:57,560 --> 00:01:58,360 - And you? - You all right Lauren, 63 00:01:58,400 --> 00:01:59,400 you all right? - Hi. 64 00:01:59,440 --> 00:02:00,480 - If you could just take a seat for us. 65 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:01,760 - Yeah okay. 66 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:02,960 - [Simon] We're just going through a few ideas just 67 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,160 to welcome you on your first day, 68 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:05,720 so thanks for making it in. 69 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:06,680 - That's all right. 70 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:07,520 - [Adam] We spoke in the interview 71 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:08,320 about this Essex Fashion Week. 72 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:09,800 - Yeah. 73 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:13,000 - We wanna really establish up there with New York, London. 74 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:14,280 We want people from Milton Keynes, 75 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:15,840 Liverpool all coming to Essex. 76 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:17,280 - Oh right. 77 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:18,280 - And that's just where its gonna really lift off, okay? 78 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:19,600 - [Lauren] Sounds so exciting. 79 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:21,720 - It's down for you to find out which male models, 80 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:23,120 are gonna be suitable for this event. 81 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:25,240 - I wanna make sure that you're looking at everything. 82 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:26,240 - Right. 83 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:27,320 - Make sure you're measuring them up, 84 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:29,200 top to bottom, inside leg, outside leg. 85 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:30,720 Make sure the tops are off. 86 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:32,400 - Okay, God. 87 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:33,840 [laughing] 88 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:35,120 - Listen, if you need us, give us a shoot on the mobile. 89 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:36,160 All right? - Okay then. 90 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:37,520 - [Amy] You want it real firm yeah? 91 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:38,400 - Yeah, please. 92 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:39,400 - Okay. 93 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:40,920 - [Mark] Oh, that's good there, oh. 94 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:44,480 - Kirk wanted to take me out on a date to the zoo. 95 00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:47,680 What would you, would you take anyone to the zoo Mark? 96 00:02:47,720 --> 00:02:49,520 - Yeah but all people are different I mean, 97 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:51,960 I'm more of like take to a nice restaurant, 98 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:55,800 up the west end or get out the drink but he's obviously, 99 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:57,640 it's in the daytime, the zoo I suppose 100 00:02:57,680 --> 00:02:59,800 and you actually get to speak to each other more, 101 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:01,160 no one's drunk it's in the light. 102 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:02,520 - That's what I'm saying. 103 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:03,880 I said to Kirk, "What the hell do you want 104 00:03:03,920 --> 00:03:04,960 "to take me there for, so we could have a good chat, 105 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:07,120 "what, walking around seeing animals?" 106 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:08,200 [laughing] 107 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:09,400 - I'm sorry but-- 108 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:10,680 - I think its quite a nice gesture from a boy, 109 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:13,680 normally boys just, a simple, you know, 110 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:15,040 bit of dinner and that's it but. 111 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:16,320 - I said why don't we have a bit of a glass of rose? 112 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:17,920 And he's like, "Oh no you're one of them girls". 113 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:19,360 I was like, "Hmm". 114 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:20,320 - [Mark] What just because you had a few glasses of rose? 115 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:21,760 - [Amy] Yeah that's what I said, 116 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:22,560 "You know look why don't we have a few glasses of rose, 117 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:23,960 "nice meal?" 118 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:24,920 But he said, "No." 119 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:27,320 And say now taking me to the zoo. 120 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:28,760 - Are you gonna go? 121 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:29,560 - How can I talk to him when I'm walking around the zoo, 122 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:31,240 looking at elephants? 123 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:32,880 - You're not just gonna be that are you? 124 00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:34,040 You're gonna sit down have a chat, 125 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:35,400 you've got to stop for lunch at one point. 126 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:36,400 - What and have a hot dog? 127 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:37,840 [chuckling] 128 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:38,880 Thing about me and Kirk, you know at the end of the day, 129 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:40,640 just want a happy ending and you know, 130 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:43,240 we'll see what happens between us. 131 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:45,160 - Hi. - You all right? 132 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:46,240 - [Lauren] Hello what's your name? 133 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:47,080 - Jason Miller. 134 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:48,320 - Hi I'm Lauren. 135 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:49,200 I'm just gonna take some measurements. 136 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:51,800 [upbeat music] 137 00:03:56,880 --> 00:03:58,520 Can I do your bicep? 138 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:04,360 ♪ The way she's walkin' in the mirror's ♪ 139 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:05,400 ♪ Got me feelin' dream 140 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:07,520 - That's fine, thank you. 141 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:11,840 - Here, got you a tea for a change. 142 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:14,560 - Hmm, about time you're my neighbour. 143 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:15,400 - [Kirk] How have you been, all right? 144 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:16,600 - Yeah, you? 145 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:17,840 - Yeah good, just spoke to Amy the other day. 146 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:19,880 That's it, we're gonna see how it goes now. 147 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:22,800 But dunno, she likes all the nice restaurants 148 00:04:22,840 --> 00:04:24,560 and stuff like that but that ain't me 149 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:27,480 and she aint up for you know cinema you know, 150 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:29,200 and a cheap restaurant and stuff like that, 151 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:31,240 she ain't really, really my type. 152 00:04:31,280 --> 00:04:32,640 - No you've gotta be yourself in relationship. 153 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:34,760 - I wanna do what I want to do not, it sounds selfish, 154 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:36,040 not what I wanna to do on a date 155 00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:39,000 but what I think is me on a date so-- 156 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:40,200 - Where are you gonna take her? 157 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:41,640 - Well, I wanna take her to the zoo, you know 158 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:43,440 going out and that and she didn't find it very happening 159 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:45,240 and you've got a bit of a look on your face. 160 00:04:45,280 --> 00:04:46,920 - If someone said to me they'd take me 161 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:49,040 to the zoo on a first date I wouldn't-- 162 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:50,120 - But you're a woman ain't you? 163 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:50,960 You're a woman. 164 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,120 - Yeah, but still the same Kirk, 165 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:53,640 no I wouldn't like the zoo. 166 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:55,080 - Where, I don't know what, that's me-- 167 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:57,480 - Take her to have a drink, in a nice pub. 168 00:04:57,520 --> 00:05:00,600 - It's the walk around to talk to her you know, I'd-- 169 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:03,000 - It's a bit cold, ain't it to walk round a blooming zoo? 170 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:04,040 - I'll warm her up. 171 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:05,120 [upbeat music] 172 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:07,560 - [Sam] Oh I don't know. 173 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:09,480 Ugh, oh I don't like it. 174 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:11,280 - Sam, there's none around you, look. 175 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:12,600 - Oh what, I swear one keeps going down, 176 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:14,520 my bikini bottoms at the back. 177 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:16,120 - Babe, get your boobs in see if you can get your, 178 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:19,120 look bet they'll come round my boobs look. 179 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:21,200 No they're not, they're not interested in the boobs today. 180 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:25,720 Fishes, fishies, fishies! 181 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:26,560 - They're not interested. 182 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:27,760 [laughing] 183 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:29,680 - They obviously must be gay, these fishies. 184 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:31,120 [laughing] - Yeah. 185 00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:33,080 - [Amy] Can't believe I ain't even told you. 186 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:35,480 Appointment to see the top model agent. 187 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:36,600 - Really? - Yeah. 188 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:38,600 - Oh my God, that is amazing. - I know. 189 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:40,080 I can't lie, I'm a bit nervous but, 190 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:41,320 I'll do fine I know. 191 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:43,040 - [Sam] Oh don't worry, you'll be fine. 192 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:44,200 - I'd love to do a shoot with you though. 193 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:45,440 - Yeah, that would be good wouldn't it? 194 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:47,280 - Imagine that like little nice sexy underwear. 195 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:48,680 - Yeah we should do that. - I think we should do it. 196 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:50,560 - We can do a posed shoot together, 197 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:51,680 where you don't see like-- 198 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:53,360 - I know, like push our boobs together. 199 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:55,600 - Yeah. - Honestly, 100%. 200 00:05:55,640 --> 00:05:57,960 - Yeah, I'd like to meet Amy. 201 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,320 It would be really nice to meet her. 202 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:00,600 - Okay but what have you been up to? 203 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:02,880 You all right? - Been a bit down. 204 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:03,720 - Yeah? - Hmm. 205 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:05,160 - Why? 206 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:07,320 Don't need no men in your life you've got me, ain't ya. 207 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:09,840 - There was a man Kirk, but we've finished now. 208 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:11,160 - Good that's all I need to know. 209 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:13,520 Don't want to know no names or anything. 210 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:14,800 - Oh, I'm not gonna tell you his name 211 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:16,160 and I'm never seeing him again. 212 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:20,240 But this guy, it weren't just one month it was a year. 213 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:24,320 I couldn't tell ya because the way you are. 214 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:25,920 - You're avail aint you? - I feel-- 215 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:28,440 - You do give me the hump, but like proper give me the hump. 216 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:29,440 - I wish I could tell you. 217 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:31,440 - Well he couldn't have been the one, 218 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:32,920 what you've been with each other for a year, yeah? 219 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:34,800 Listen, 'cos now he sounds to me like a right prick. 220 00:06:34,840 --> 00:06:37,080 He's been the one for a year, right? 221 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:37,920 - [Julie] Hmm. 222 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:38,760 - But now he's gone-- 223 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:40,120 - He's had to go away to work. 224 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:41,560 - It's work, yeah but listen, if I've found the one, 225 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:43,960 like the proper one, no matter where my job will take me, 226 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:45,240 if you been with someone for a year, 227 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:46,720 you wouldn't just fuck off, would you? 228 00:06:46,760 --> 00:06:48,240 - But you've got to understand I do need someone. 229 00:06:48,280 --> 00:06:50,800 - Yeah, the same as me you find the right person you can, 230 00:06:50,840 --> 00:06:52,520 but there's so many idiots around here. 231 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:55,680 - But you don't seem as if you want me to be with someone. 232 00:06:55,720 --> 00:06:57,160 - I do, it's the right person. 233 00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:59,480 I know how idiots, geezers can be do you know what I mean? 234 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:01,240 I work in a nightclub, I see all these geezers 235 00:07:01,280 --> 00:07:02,400 with wedding rings and stuff like. 236 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:04,920 - Yeah, I understand that, I understand that, 237 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:06,440 but I just feel sometimes 238 00:07:06,480 --> 00:07:08,040 that you want me to be on my own. 239 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:09,240 - I don't want you to be on your own, 240 00:07:09,280 --> 00:07:11,680 I want you to be happy you're happy with me. 241 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:13,080 Yeah, gimme a cuddle. 242 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:14,200 - Come here. - Come here. 243 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:15,960 - I love you so much. - I love you too. 244 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,280 - Have you ever heard of, in America, 245 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:20,720 the porn stars, it's like anal bleaching. 246 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:21,520 - Ugh, Sam. 247 00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:23,240 - No, they do. 248 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:24,240 - I'm not gonna have that done. 249 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:25,280 [laughing] 250 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:28,200 Sam no way, can you shush. 251 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:31,520 - I'm not giving you the opportunity to get it done, 252 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:32,720 giving you advice. 253 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:35,160 I'm saying how bad it is that imagine doing that, 254 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:36,520 that's what I'm saying. 255 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:38,240 - I can't even believe people when they have noo done. 256 00:07:38,280 --> 00:07:39,520 - Pierced, oh yeah, I know. 257 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:40,920 - [Amy] I'm sorry but that's just not right. 258 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:41,880 - [Sam] Couple of girls I know have got that. 259 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:43,360 - It's just not right Sam. 260 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:45,320 - Hmm, just depends on what kind of person you are. 261 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:46,160 - [Amy] It's like the nipple piercing. 262 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:47,000 - Yeah. 263 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:47,800 - It's just not good. 264 00:07:47,840 --> 00:07:49,680 - Oh one's biting me think. 265 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:52,120 - We need new songs, we need management, 266 00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:54,160 we need help with booking gigs and stuff, 267 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:56,920 we need PR, press, we need guidance in a big way. 268 00:07:56,960 --> 00:07:59,000 Whether it's from a label or from management, 269 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:00,560 agent we need guidance big time. 270 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:02,600 - And you're always the one to first to criticise me, 271 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:03,880 and call me a womaniser. 272 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:06,160 So surely I'm best to stand here and say, 273 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:07,720 "You know you look good in this, 274 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:09,680 "you look good at the front, this looks good." 275 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:10,520 - Well go on then, what do you think? 276 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:11,880 - [LL] Yeah? 277 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:13,240 - You know you've just got to get it, perfectionist. 278 00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:14,840 And when there's four girls down in front of me, 279 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:15,800 I'm pretty good at the so. 280 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:17,840 - Maybe you could manage us. 281 00:08:17,880 --> 00:08:19,000 [chuckling] 282 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:19,880 - You can be our chauffeur. - No way, yeah. 283 00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:21,160 - Yeah, all right. [laughing] 284 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:22,360 [upbeat music] 285 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:24,560 - So, thinking of having my Mark tattoo removed. 286 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:26,240 - Why would you want it removed, 'cos you feel stupid? 287 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:28,720 - I did it for him, because of his insecurities 288 00:08:28,760 --> 00:08:30,600 and without even me thinking. 289 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:32,680 'Cause you do it when love someone then you don't think. 290 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:35,960 And I did it for him, but he thinks he's got a hold over me. 291 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:37,960 But it's merely the fact that he now knows 292 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:41,480 that I'm not gonna have him control me. 293 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:43,440 - Well I think, if it makes you feel better 294 00:08:43,480 --> 00:08:47,400 to get the tattoo removed at the moment then get it removed. 295 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:49,840 Or you just have to meet someone else called Mark. 296 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:50,680 - Can you imagine? 297 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:52,160 [laughing] 298 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:53,120 - But as well as my sister, trying to make up names going, 299 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:55,160 "I'm going to call it fish market." 300 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:56,200 [laughing] 301 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:57,160 - Smart. 302 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:59,680 - He went, "Like that, you joking?" 303 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:01,600 - [Sade] You've got the Mark or something, yeah? 304 00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:03,040 - Yeah, but I couldn't obviously, 305 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:04,240 I'd get it completely removed. 306 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:06,080 - [Amy] Oh my god! 307 00:09:06,120 --> 00:09:07,320 - [Sam] What? 308 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:08,760 - Lauren's over there. 309 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:09,880 - Is she? - Yeah. 310 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:10,920 - You're joking? 311 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:12,120 - No, she's over there. 312 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:13,840 - Did you say anything to her? 313 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:17,320 - No, since she's walked through from the toilet, I saw her. 314 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:21,240 [telephone ringing] 315 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:22,920 - Hello? 316 00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:25,400 Yeah speaking, who's that? 317 00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:29,120 Oh hi Mathew, how are you? 318 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:32,840 [muffles speaking on phone] 319 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:38,440 That'd be fantastic, yeah, we'd definitely love to. 320 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:39,960 Yeah. 321 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,680 - Bye - Bye. 322 00:09:41,720 --> 00:09:43,200 - What did he say, quick tell me. 323 00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:45,280 - [Jessica] We're going for a meeting at Universal Records, 324 00:09:45,320 --> 00:09:46,680 tomorrow at 12. 325 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:47,880 - [LL] Shut up. 326 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:48,920 [giggling] 327 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:50,120 - [Mark] Hmm, shall I give you a lift? 328 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:51,280 You know 'cos you aint gonna be in the right 329 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:52,280 frame of mind to drive, you'll be nervous. 330 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:53,440 I'll drive you there wait for you, 331 00:09:53,480 --> 00:09:54,440 tell me what happened. 332 00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:55,520 - Only if you get a limo love. 333 00:09:55,560 --> 00:09:56,880 - That's not bad yeah, I got how much? 334 00:09:56,920 --> 00:09:58,400 [screaming] 335 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:00,200 - [Jessica] Shit. 336 00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:01,440 - [LL] Oh my God! 337 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:03,800 [upbeat music] 338 00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:04,640 - You all right Lauren? 339 00:10:04,680 --> 00:10:05,760 - All right. 340 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:06,920 - Yeah, we need to talk. 341 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:08,240 - Yeah, we do. 342 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:11,760 ♪ You need to knock some sense into your people ♪ 343 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:14,600 - I just wanna get out in the air what the problem is. 344 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:16,280 I understand you had a few to drink the other night 345 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:17,120 and we didn't sugar hub. 346 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:18,120 - I just wanna know the truth, 347 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:19,480 rather than me thinking it's all you. 348 00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:21,800 - I don't know what you thought was going on but like, 349 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:23,560 you're abusing me and shouting things, 350 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:25,640 across the dance floor, I think it's not fair for you 351 00:10:25,680 --> 00:10:27,320 to shout at me, shout at Mark all you want. 352 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:29,680 - Yeah, no it wasn't at just Mark, at you, sorry, 353 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:31,160 it was literally because I thought, 354 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:33,880 yeah, just it's my birthday, can you understand how I felt, 355 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:35,320 I was drunk. 356 00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:38,600 But I just want to know, this is your chance to tell me. 357 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:41,200 Is Mark trying it on with both of you? 358 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:44,040 - Well no like, he texts me every now and then 359 00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:45,080 and we just have, like conversations 360 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:46,640 but it's more of a friendship thing. 361 00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:49,280 And it has been, like we don't go on dates, 362 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:51,080 I don't go round his house, it's nothing like. 363 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:53,080 He'll just text me and if we're up Alto or Runaway, 364 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:54,840 we'll have a little chat and stay together. 365 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:56,280 - So it's, so that's what I'm saying, 366 00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:58,400 did he kiss you or anything at the other night at Alto? 367 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:01,400 - Couple weeks ago we was all out 368 00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:03,760 and we had like a little kiss but it wasn't even a snog. 369 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:05,760 He was like, "Oh, are you coming back to mine?" 370 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:07,080 And I was like, "No I'm going home, don't be silly." 371 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:08,040 And I didn't think anything of it. 372 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:09,320 - This was a couple of weeks ago. 373 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:11,280 So obviously looking at it now you kissed him up. 374 00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:13,400 - No, he's a friend. 375 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:15,040 He's a good looking boy, Lauren, you know he is. 376 00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:17,880 And loads of girls fancy him its not all me Lauren, is it? 377 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:19,080 - My problem isn't with you. 378 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:21,200 My problems with Mark, I think he's out of order. 379 00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:23,720 Obviously causing this between us, we're girls. 380 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:24,840 - Yeah. 381 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:25,680 - And I respect you standing and you know, 382 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:27,120 talking to me, I respect that. 383 00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:28,920 - Okay we'll leave it at that then, yeah? 384 00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:30,080 - Yeah, that's fine appreciate that. 385 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:31,000 - That's all right, I'll speak to you soon. 386 00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:33,360 - Okay, bye. - See you later. 387 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:39,240 - How do you feel? 388 00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:41,400 - I don't trust Sam, she's not one of my mates. 389 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:44,600 If anything else happens then I will not stand for it 390 00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:46,280 and I will have something to say. 391 00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:48,880 [upbeat music] 392 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:01,640 - How lucky are we? 393 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:02,680 I can't believe it. 394 00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:03,880 - [LL] I know, it doesn't seem real. 395 00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:05,600 - Seems to good to be true. 396 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:08,840 - We would've never have dreamed that they'd want to see us. 397 00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:10,640 - [Jessica] Universal records have got Lady Gaga. 398 00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:11,640 - Oh my God. 399 00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:12,640 [laughing] 400 00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:16,120 - Ne-yo, Pussycat Dolls and Lola. 401 00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:17,240 [laughing] 402 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:18,440 - Yeah, and Lola yeah. 403 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:20,200 - I better ring Mark and make sure he's not late. 404 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,480 - Yeah, what time is he coming to pick us up? 405 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:22,800 - [Jessica] Half 10. 406 00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:26,800 - [LL] Is he not answering? 407 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:27,640 - No. 408 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:28,800 - Oh God. 409 00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:31,440 [upbeat music] 410 00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:33,600 - [Adam] Hi Amy, thanks very much for coming in, 411 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:34,640 grab a seat. 412 00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:35,480 - [Amy] Nice to meet you, you okay? 413 00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:36,520 - [Adam] Yes, very good thank. 414 00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:37,200 - [Amy] Good good, I like the orange. 415 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:38,320 - Thanks very much. 416 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:39,280 - Love it. - Thought I'd make an effort. 417 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:40,760 So you're interested in modelling? 418 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:42,200 What sort of modelling do you think you would like to do? 419 00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:46,200 - I'd love to do fashion, underwear, bikini, definitely. 420 00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:49,080 I'm not really too, not sure if I want to do the glamour. 421 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:50,160 - Are your boobs real or fake? 422 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:51,080 - They are fake. 423 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:51,920 - [Adam] Okay. 424 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:53,080 - [Amy] Yeah. 425 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:55,160 - I mean, what we find is that the clients, 426 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:57,160 don't want girls with fake boobs to do lingerie. 427 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:59,040 So you might find this is a problem, 428 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:01,080 even though you you feel that they sit well. 429 00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:04,240 - Yeah, but like, so you don't gonna get any work, 430 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:07,840 not a lot of work would you say having. 431 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:12,000 - My advice I suppose, would be to keep your options open. 432 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:13,200 - [Amy] Okay. 433 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:14,680 - And possibly be prepared to work for some 434 00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:17,440 of the men's magazines up to imply topless, 435 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:18,480 which is a shoot where 436 00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:19,760 you're gonna be covering your nipples 437 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:20,880 but actually wouldn't have a bra on 438 00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:22,360 and then if you feel that's something 439 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:23,360 that you'd be comfortable with, 440 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:24,840 I would certainly recommend that. 441 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:26,280 Because I think you've got a good figure you've got curves, 442 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:29,120 which is what that industry is about. 443 00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:32,040 Pretty face, good lips you know nice smile. 444 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:33,000 - Hmm. 445 00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:34,120 - Have you got a boyfriend? 446 00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:34,960 - No. 447 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,080 - So you've got no-- 448 00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:37,200 - I'm sort of seeing someone called Kirk 449 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:38,880 but if he said to me, "Don't do glamour," 450 00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:41,400 then I would do it I wouldn't listen to a boyfriend anyway. 451 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:44,040 [upbeat music] 452 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:46,480 - [LL] Where is he? 453 00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:47,720 - Where is he? 454 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:51,240 - Fucks sake. 455 00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:53,360 - Where's he coming from? 456 00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:58,680 ♪ I get tired and upset 457 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:02,360 ♪ And I'm trying to care a little less ♪ 458 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:04,440 - Just ringing and ringing, no answer. 459 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:05,520 What is he doing? 460 00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:08,440 ♪ I was taught to dodge those issues ♪ 461 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:11,920 - [LL] We should have maybe have just got the train. 462 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:15,040 ♪ Run fast for your mother, run fast for your father ♪ 463 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:16,240 ♪ Run for your children 464 00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:18,160 ♪ For your sisters and your brothers ♪ 465 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:21,080 ♪ Leave all your loving, your loving behind ♪ 466 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:22,760 ♪ You can't carry it with you 467 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:24,480 ♪ If you want to survive 468 00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:27,640 ♪ The dog days are over 469 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:28,640 ♪ The dog days 470 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:30,080 - Gorgeous face, really nice eyes. 471 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,000 - Hm. 472 00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:34,040 ♪ Can you hear the horses 473 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:35,360 - I wouldn't mind but we're only round the corner. 474 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:36,200 - I know. 475 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:37,120 - [Jessica] Oh there he is. 476 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:38,200 - Oh, for gods sake. 477 00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:39,200 Come on. 478 00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:40,240 - What are you shaking you head for? 479 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,000 - Why do you bother offering to take us? 480 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:42,800 We could've got a cab. 481 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,080 - [Mark] It's not even late. 482 00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:45,080 - [Jessica] It's the most important day of my life 483 00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:46,120 and you are late. 484 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:46,920 - [Mark] Oh, get in the car stop moaning. 485 00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:47,800 - Ugh. 486 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:50,840 Where've you been anyway? 487 00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:52,120 - [Mark] Jess, stop moaning you're not even late. 488 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:53,360 I've been getting ready. 489 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:55,720 - [Jessica] For gods sakes. 490 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:57,040 - Gorgeous, this is really nice. 491 00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:58,960 The body, here's really nice, you've got great body. 492 00:14:59,000 --> 00:14:59,880 - Think so? 493 00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:00,880 - Really, really nice shape. 494 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:01,920 - [Photographer] I think we should, 495 00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:03,080 maybe we should book her a photo shoot. 496 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:04,080 - [Adam] That sounds good. 497 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:05,240 - Get her portfolio rolling. - Yeah. 498 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:06,640 - [Amy] I'd love to. 499 00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:07,600 - I think you're gonna be super famous, 500 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:08,440 I think you're gonna be amazing. 501 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:09,360 - Think you. 502 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:10,480 [muffled speaking] 503 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:11,560 - [Photographer] Do you want to be famous? 504 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:13,240 - I'd love to be famous but we'll see. 505 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,840 We'll see at the end of the day. 506 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:16,200 - Cool, well I think I should get your number, 507 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:17,680 definitely and-- - Definitely, 508 00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:18,800 what are you gonna take me out after 509 00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:19,800 or you just want it for-- 510 00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:21,040 - Well we'll see what happens. 511 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:23,320 [giggling] 512 00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:28,080 [car whooshing] 513 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:30,000 [upbeat music] 514 00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:32,240 - Fingers crossed and be confident, yeah? 515 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:33,720 [traffic whooshing] 516 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:36,320 [upbeat music] 517 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:46,640 - Hello! - Hello. 518 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:47,920 - Hello. - Hello. 519 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:48,960 - [Amba] Oh, I'm so nervous. 520 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:49,840 - Oh my God. 521 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:50,960 - [Linzi] Are you all right? 522 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,160 - [LL] Not late are we? 523 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:55,400 - It's gonna be so great. - Don't be scared. 524 00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:58,760 - [Linzi] I hope they say, "Right girls, 525 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:00,560 "we're gonna sign you and we're doing a video next week 526 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:02,560 "and it's gonna be to this song and it's gonna be a hit." 527 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:03,400 - [Linzi] Oh fabulous. 528 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:04,800 [chuckling] 529 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,240 - Hello? 530 00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:07,560 - Hello, babe. 531 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:08,960 - Hello honey, are you okay? 532 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,960 - Yeah, good thanks, you? 533 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,280 - Yeah, fine thank you, honey. 534 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:13,800 - Yeah, what are you up to? 535 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,520 - I just went to modelling agency, 536 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:18,040 just to talk about what work I wanna do. 537 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:20,720 They said that it's all about glam modelling 538 00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:21,880 and then I hope there's gonna be like, 539 00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:24,960 a nice underwear shoot, bikini shoot so. 540 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,920 - No, the more clothes the better, to be honest though, 541 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:27,760 you know. - But, but, but, but. 542 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:29,280 - Couple of roll neck jumpers. 543 00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:31,520 - But Kirk, they did say that I could do implied modelling, 544 00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:34,280 which means that I can hold my boobs. 545 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:36,280 - Yeah, I'll hold 'em, that's all you need, is me. 546 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:37,840 - Ah, that's so random. 547 00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:39,240 [giggling] 548 00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:40,440 - Yeah, who are you up there with, do you need a lift? 549 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:41,960 - Oh definitely, is that okay? 550 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,800 - Yeah yeah no problem, I'll go out, I'll leave in a bit. 551 00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:47,080 [knocking] 552 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:47,920 - Hello Mark. 553 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:48,960 - [Mark] Hello Nan. 554 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,280 - I've brought you some bread pudding. 555 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:51,640 - You're gonna make me fat, with all these treats. 556 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:52,480 [laughing] 557 00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:53,320 How are you doing? 558 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:54,520 - [Nanny Pat] All right, lovely. 559 00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:55,640 - [Mark] I'll dish some of that, Nan or what? 560 00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:57,040 - Yeah, if you want some. 561 00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:58,440 - Starving I am. 562 00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:02,120 - What's the champagne for? 563 00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:03,640 - Jess has got some news but-- 564 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:04,480 - What news is there? 565 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:05,800 - Something to do with her band, 566 00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:06,880 they've gone to see Universal, 567 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:07,840 I dropped 'em there yesterday. 568 00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:09,040 - What is Universal? 569 00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:11,280 - It's like a massive, massive record label, 570 00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:13,040 like has some of the biggest artists in the world. 571 00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:14,480 - Yeah. 572 00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:15,800 - Obviously Jess, still wanting to be the next Girls Aloud 573 00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:17,800 or do you know the next Saturdays, 574 00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:19,720 they need to have this sort of lucky break 575 00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:20,920 'cause these are the sort of companies 576 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:22,200 that will take 'em to that level. 577 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:23,440 - Oh, it'll be the making of her won't it, I mean. 578 00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:25,160 - Cor, yeah hopefully, touch wood. 579 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:28,000 - Yeah, you know if it does take off, 580 00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:30,120 I shall be her number one fan anyhow. 581 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:32,120 - You'll be front row every week won't you? 582 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:33,800 - Oh definitely, yeah, I'll be sitting in the front there, 583 00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:34,760 doing all the old. 584 00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:37,160 [laughing] 585 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:39,560 - I had an idea of a song that I thought might suit you guys 586 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:42,480 and I just wanted to kind of play it to you 587 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:43,440 and see-- 588 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:44,520 - [Jessica] Oh good yeah great. 589 00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:45,360 - What you thought of it. 590 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:47,080 - [Jessica] Okay. 591 00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:49,720 [upbeat music] 592 00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:00,440 - [Mathew] It's kind of like what you've got, 593 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,840 but just a bit more rounded. 594 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:04,960 - Yeah, no, I agree I love it I think it's wicked. 595 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:05,840 - [Mathew] You like it, yeah? 596 00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:06,640 - Yeah. - Okay, I can imagine 597 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:07,480 with us singing it, 598 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:08,760 maybe a little more attitude 599 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:10,000 in the singing as well. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 600 00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:11,640 - Okay that really hooky productions wicked. 601 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:12,880 - Yeah the production was wicked. 602 00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:14,040 - [Mathew] Yeah you're dancing in the club. 603 00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:14,880 - Definitely. - Oh God, yeah, 604 00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:15,880 that is such a club tune, 605 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,200 I think. - I mean, it's got that fun 606 00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:18,520 and it's that kind of vibe, what do you guys think 607 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:19,680 about going into the studio and recording that song? 608 00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:20,640 [gasping] 609 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:22,120 - Oh my God, that would be amazing. 610 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:23,640 - My heart is beating. 611 00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:24,960 [laughing] 612 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,160 - He just looked at me and just said, like, 613 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:30,360 what I'd be good at, but he's really into the glamour. 614 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:31,840 - Mate, you shouldn't do that, honestly. 615 00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:33,360 And not just for me 'cause, to be honest, 616 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:34,800 I don't want you doing the glamour modelling. 617 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:37,080 - Yeah, but I wouldn't, I wouldn't listen to you anyway. 618 00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:37,880 - You wouldn't? 619 00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:38,720 - No. 620 00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:39,600 - No? 621 00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:42,760 Ah, Amy, geezers are gonna know what you look like. 622 00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:43,600 - Are you getting jealous? 623 00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:44,880 - I am getting jealous, yeah. 624 00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:46,640 All right, it's a good thing, it's a good career 625 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:48,520 but you want people just to have your pictures, 626 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:50,360 just 'cause you've got your bangers out. 627 00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:53,960 - She on the way though is she? 628 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,680 - I hope so, waiting about an hour. 629 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:57,720 That's gone like a cup of tea. 630 00:18:57,760 --> 00:18:58,760 [laughing] 631 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:00,600 And I've had about 14 slices of this. 632 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:01,840 Here she is. 633 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:03,160 - [Jessica] Hello. 634 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:04,640 Alright, Nan, you all right? - Hello, Jess. 635 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:05,720 - She's smiling, she's smiling, 636 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:06,680 talk to us. - All right, darling? 637 00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:07,680 - All right? - Yeah, lovely, you? 638 00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:08,560 [smooch smacks] 639 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:10,960 - You all right? - What happened? 640 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:11,800 - Well. 641 00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:14,800 - Don't do no Simon Cowell on me. 642 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:16,640 - I shall be deadly serious, 643 00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:18,800 it's not anything that you think it's gonna be. 644 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:22,720 Or I could be lying and it went amazingly well. 645 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:25,560 - [Nanny Pat] Oh great, oh good, oh! 646 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:26,680 - [Jessica] You're not gonna believe what happened, Mark. 647 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:28,040 - What? - Right? 648 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:29,440 We got in there and he started telling us about, 649 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:30,760 like, how we are, what we're doing, 650 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:32,240 you know, how good we are. 651 00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:34,120 And all of a sudden he went, "I've got some news for you." 652 00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:36,680 And we were like, all looked at each other like, "What?" 653 00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:38,560 He wants us to, he's given us a song 654 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:41,560 and we're gonna record it in the Universal Studios with him, 655 00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:42,480 they're gonna record us singing their song. 656 00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:43,320 - That Universal Studios? 657 00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:44,520 - That Universal Studios. 658 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:47,000 And then he's gonna put in touch, us in touch 659 00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:49,280 with, like, a casting agency who do our photo shoot 660 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:50,080 and everything else. 661 00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:53,640 - Oh good, oh I'm so glad. 662 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:54,960 - She's gonna cry again. 663 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,400 - Oh, Nan, don't you cry, set me off. 664 00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:58,080 - Oh that's good, oh. 665 00:19:58,120 --> 00:19:59,800 [cheering] 666 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:01,560 Congratulations, Jess. 667 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:02,840 - [Jessica] To the future. 668 00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:05,560 - Yeah, oh I'm so pleased anyhow for you, Jess. 669 00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:07,440 I'm glad you've got on anyhow. 670 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:09,000 - Nan, you don't even know what Universal is. 671 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:10,200 [laughing] 672 00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:11,600 Bless her. 673 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:13,800 - Is signed to them, Lady Gaga, Ne-Yo, Pussycat Dolls. 674 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:15,600 - Do you know any of them people she just mentioned, 675 00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:16,600 Mariah Carey? - Yeah. 676 00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:17,720 - [Jessica] Do you know, I'll ask. 677 00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:18,320 So big people basically. - Yeah, Lady Gaga. 678 00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:19,200 - [Jessica] Yeah? 679 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:20,480 - With her different things. 680 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:21,800 [laughing] 681 00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:22,960 - Anyway, to Lola. 682 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,760 - Yeah, Lola. - Yeah. 683 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:28,520 ♪ Oh, watching me 684 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,160 - So, are we still on for this date? 685 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:31,040 - Hm, yes okay. 686 00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:32,280 - What d'you mean "Hm"? 687 00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:33,440 You don't even sound interested in it anymore, 688 00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:35,280 you really don't. - Babes, 689 00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:37,280 are we definitely going to the zoo? 690 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:39,640 - I thought that was a nice thing but it's-- 691 00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:40,680 - Okay, that's fine then. 692 00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:42,080 Babes, that's fine, we'll go to the zoo. 693 00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:46,040 We'll talk about elephants and lions and giraffes. 694 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:47,600 - I'll throw you in with the lions, I will. 695 00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:49,400 - I'll throw you in with the elephants. 696 00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:51,720 - I am looking forward to it but the way you say it, 697 00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:52,880 when I ask you, you don't seem-- 698 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:54,360 - Because I can take the piss out of you, 699 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:55,640 I don't mean it but I don't think you should be taking me 700 00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:56,840 to the zoo. 701 00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:58,200 I think you should take me out to a nice dinner. 702 00:20:58,240 --> 00:20:59,440 - Well I thought it's just something different, Amy, 703 00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:01,640 something we don't do every day. 704 00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:04,400 - We're gonna sit and talk to the animals. 705 00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:05,680 - I'll sit there and talk to the animals, 706 00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:06,880 you can just have a walk about 707 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:08,680 and do your make-up in the mirrors and that. 708 00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:09,800 - Do you really think like that, yeah? 709 00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:10,840 [laughing] 710 00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:11,960 - But the way you come across, like, 711 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,320 "You should be taking me for nice meals." 712 00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:14,440 - You should be though, Kirk, listen, 713 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:15,840 if you want to be with me, 714 00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:16,840 you say you wanna be with me and do everything for me, 715 00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:19,560 then you should do want I wanna do. 716 00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:22,280 [phone beeping] 717 00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:26,040 Hi, Amy, great meeting you today. 718 00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:27,880 Would love to get you in the studio 719 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,840 to do some test shoots soon. 720 00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:31,400 Maybe we could grab some lunch too? 721 00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:32,560 - Who's that? 722 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:35,760 - That photographer today I told you about. 723 00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:37,160 - Do you know him? 724 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:38,880 - No, he just literally, he just took 'em pictures of, 725 00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:40,040 but he was, like, really flirty with that arm. 726 00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:41,480 - Fucking men. 727 00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:42,840 - [Amy] Excuse me? 728 00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:43,640 - You've met him once and he's just "Yeah, you know, 729 00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:44,760 "should we take some shots?" 730 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,280 That's what all them photographers want. 731 00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:49,800 - We're not gonna go-- - Well don't go, yeah-- 732 00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:50,960 - I told him about you. 733 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,840 - Well he's a prick then for asking ain't he? 734 00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:54,680 If you've told him about me and he just don't-- 735 00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:55,840 - Kirk, shush. 736 00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:57,240 - No, but it's not the point. 737 00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:58,920 See, this is, this, stuff like this gets on my nerves, 738 00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:00,480 it really does. 739 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:01,600 You know, I'm gonna have a girlfriend that a load of people, 740 00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:03,960 are just gonna asking you out and stuff. 741 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,560 [upbeat music] 742 00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:11,680 - [Narrator] Next time on "The Only Way Is Essex." 743 00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:15,120 Will Kirk and Amy patch things up and go wild at the zoo? 744 00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:19,480 Will any of the new men in Lauren's life measure up to Mark? 745 00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:22,360 Whose hands will Amy's modelling career be in? 746 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:25,640 And what treat will Nanny Pat be serving up next week? 747 00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:26,480 - Hello, Mark. 748 00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:27,320 - [Mark] Hello, Nan. 749 00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:28,160 - [Narrator] Who knows? 750 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:29,240 These people are real. 751 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:30,320 - Oh, shut up. 752 00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:31,200 - [Narrator] Anything could happen 753 00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:33,040 on "The Only Way Is Essex." 754 00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:33,920 - Beautiful. 755 00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:36,520 ♪ Feels like some kind of rush 756 00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:41,520 ♪ Yeah, yeah, so good 757 00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:44,400 ♪ Wanna show you how, what to do ♪ 758 00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:48,560 ♪ Can't get enough, so live on 759 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:51,600 ♪ Feels like some kind of rush 760 00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:55,880 ♪ Yeah, yeah, so good 761 00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:59,400 ♪ Wanna show you how I feel 762 00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:02,440 ♪ Can't get enough